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Sprained My Wrist
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Boring
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Tales of the BossLady: Neener Neener, Homeless Car-Sleeper!
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Tuna Salad
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Mealy Combat
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The last words ever spoken to me by my own flesh and blood, after a large natural disaster left me homeless. (P.S. The Red Cross did not, in fact, help me.)
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Spam and Eggs: Forty-First Course
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